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Why hello there. You've reached Lucifer Morningstar. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now. Leave a message after the tone and I might get back to you. Make it good~ Byyyyyyye~

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dadbeatdad

[Lucifer waits in the lobby and smiles.]

Welcome in! Hello there One Sin. May I call you One Sin? And Evangeline, always good to see you. The tea is ready. And you drink tea, One Sin?

From:

abnormalizes

[A bob at the first question, and a shake of the head at the second.]

I think tea would just pour out of them. -They feed on the "evil" that comes out in conversations between people, or at least that's what our studies suggest. But they appreciate the offer.

From:

dadbeatdad

I see I see! A Sineater then. Feeding on the weight of the sins. Healing the mental damage as they feast. Oh I just love that.

Very well. Anything you need to make yourself comfortable then, One Sin. Just bob at it and I will do my best.

[He will snap and summon some chairs, a table, tea, and a lovely little double hook stand thing in case One Sin just wants to hang on it by the arms of their cross.]

From:

abnormalizes

[Ooh, comfortable! Evangeline pulls a chair out for herself while One Sin hangs on to the stand.]

How's the hotel going so far? The grand opening seemed like it was pretty popular.

From:

dadbeatdad

[He smiles and sits with them, pouring the tea.]

Oh it is going well. We already have patrons. Even with that cursed card fiasco, things are going smoothly so far. We're hoping it only grows.

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abnormalizes

I'm sure it will! Especially as the first people you help out start to see results, they'll definitely be telling other people. So it'll snowball.

From:

dadbeatdad

Precisely! We'll get the snowball rolling, as it were, and it will become a success avalanche!

From:

abnormalizes

You've got this for sure. -One Sin, what do you think, does this sound like something you want to be part of?

[A nod from One Sin.]

From:

dadbeatdad

Then welcome to the team, One Sin. We're so glad to have you.

From:

abnormalizes

I'm sure they'll be helpful! They made working a lot easier for me back at home.

From:

dadbeatdad

I am certain they will. And you can come visit One Sin whenever you like. As well as me, of course.

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abnormalizes

You bet I will. Gotta get a regular dose of devil hugs, they're good for the soul.

From:

dadbeatdad

I do love how you praise me with blasphemy. Ha! Take that depression!

From:

abnormalizes

Blasphemous compliments are the best kind! Anyway, if I ever meet my world's God I've got a few things to say to Him about how He's running the place, so. Not a huge fan.

From:

dadbeatdad

Oh that would be a sight! Make sure to use his name a lot. That probably will get to him when you're telling him off.

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abnormalizes

I'm not sure he exists in my world, to be honest. Although I did fight an antichrist allegory once. Did I tell you about that?

From:

dadbeatdad

Oooo. No you didn't Tell me more.

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abnormalizes

Yeah, of course, hold on I've got a picture-

[She opens her hammerspace purse, pulls out a binder full of Abnormality pictures and management notes, and flips to a picture of a biblically accurate fetus.]

This is WhiteNight. He transforms twelve employees into His apostles and He says shit like 'I am thy Savior. Thou wilt abandon flesh and be born again, for I shall redeem you.' And then He and His apostles try to kill everyone in the facility.

From:

dadbeatdad

Ew. That is one ugly baby.

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abnormalizes

He used to be a hot plague doctor type and then he turned into this, I don't get it.

From:

dadbeatdad

How...disappointing.

From:

abnormalizes

Right! Go back to the old one!

I don't know if Jesus is real in my world, but we've got this guy killing a handful of employees every time he breaches containment while talking about redemption. Which I guess says a lot about the state of my world in general.