Thank you for calling the Haven Hotel, your safe haven for a second chance.
If you wish to reserve a room and work on improving yourself, press 1. Please leave a message with a short summary of what you wish to work on and we'll call you back to discuss your personalized improvement plan.
If you wish to work here at the Haven Hotel, press 2. Please leave a detailed message of your employment and/or personal experience and why you wish to help people. We will call you back about possible positions that best fit your expertise.
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