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[dadbeatdad]

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[luckynumber13]

Hey Lucifer, It's Dick. If you're not fully booked right now I kinda want to talk to you about... not being cat enough? Sounds dumb I know, bit a few people have brought it up now and it's starting to bother me.

[dadbeatdad]

I'm available to talk now. Not being cat enough. And it is bothering you. Can you tell me more about what you find so bothering about someone judging you as not cat enough?

[luckynumber13]

Well, the most annoying time was when another cat took issue with me not knocking stuff off the edge of the table to the point he came over and knocked it off himself before complaining about me being tainted to resist my instincts' and it's like... I was taught to not be rude.

[dadbeatdad]

Well that cat certainly sounds annoying.

And not being rude is often a good thing. Yet it bothered you. Let's focus on that for a moment. Where did you feel the annoyance in your body when he said those things to you?

[luckynumber13]

Uh... [ The question of where he was annoyed in his body threw him off from just ranting and made him think. ]

My shoulders I guess, but that might have more to do with Bunny being there. She got spooked and zapped the asshole so I was worried I was going to have to protect her.

[dadbeatdad]

Do you think Bunny or you were in any real danger?

[luckynumber13]

Not now, but in the moment I thought she was.

[dadbeatdad]

So a question. Do you see this cat man as a friend at all? And does he see you as one?

[luckynumber13]

He sees me as entertainment, so no I don't see him as a friend.

I was hoping to be boring enough that he'll leave me a lone but then he started going on about how I'm trying to be human. As if.

[dadbeatdad]

Hmm. I wonder if he does want to be your friend. And he's just really bad at socializing. That does not excuse his rudeness but it may explain it.

[luckynumber13]

No one can be that bad at...

[ The line goes quiet as he actually thinks it over. ]

He did say he was death, would death someone who meets everyone eventually really be that bad with people?

[dadbeatdad]

Well that depends. Is he Death or God of The Dead? The latter would definitely interact more. The God of Death, I mean, would he not simply be there to deliver the means and not the guidance after?

You would have to ask him about that.

[luckynumber13]

Huh... I guess I didn't think about it like that. I'll ask him when he decides to stalk me again.

[dadbeatdad]

And who knows? Maybe his answer will surprise you.