Seasons - Lucifer's Voicemail

[dadbeatdad]

Why hello there. You've reached Lucifer Morningstar. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now. Leave a message after the tone and I might get back to you. Make it good~ Byyyyyyye~

Comments

[splittingheadache]

Mm... one, absolutely it was, yes. I would rather steer clear of almonds in general.

[Again, no one tell him marzipan is almonds.]

Two, however - it isn't my fault our Guardian is a bumbling idiot who forgets to dress himself from time to time.
I have seen it with my own two eyes, the moron stumbling out of his tower on the back of a living chair, completely without pants.

I'm not sure how he garnered that position. Because God thought it was funny, perhaps.

[...]

That all said - thank you, I know I can trust you to take that seriously.

[dadbeatdad]

...Is he at least impressive without his pants on?

[splittingheadache]

[Open mouth, finger up like he has something important to say to go with all of that -
Only to actually think about what Lucifer's just asked, mouth snapping shut again.]

...

Unfortunately, yes.

[dadbeatdad]

Hmm. Double edged sword kind of thing.

As for God's plan. Not even I can comprehend it. I would give insights if I had any.

And yes, I will take it seriously. Your comfort and happiness is important. The Haven Hotel is your safe haven too.