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Seasons - Lucifer's Voicemail

Why hello there. You've reached Lucifer Morningstar. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now. Leave a message after the tone and I might get back to you. Make it good~ Byyyyyyye~

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Well, I doubt she'll hold it against me if I mess up. So you're not wrong.

That's the spirit. And speaking of more spirits, we got more booze to drink. To us working toward a happier future!

[He picks up his bottle and holds it out for the toast.]

Yeah. To us and a happier future.

[He clinks his bottle against Lucifer's and proceeds to start drinking with the clear intent not to surface until it's empty. And from there to continue through the bottles until he literally passes out, slumping against his newest friend as he does.]

[Lucifer is petting Wukong and sighs. He looks at his friend and pulls out his phone.]

Better text Charlie. I'm not going anywhere. Man you're heavy. Stone monkey indeed.

[ She'd honestly been tempted to bring up her mom but decided not to, and focusing on what he was saying helped push those thoughts aside. ]

Awwww, really?? Dad, that's amazing!!

[ Can you tell how proud of you she is~? ]

Precisely! We'll get the snowball rolling, as it were, and it will become a success avalanche!

It is hard to see solutions that exist outside of a box you were taught and lived in. It isn't your fault you didn't see the path. As an outsider, I don't have the enormous weigh you must be carrying on your shoulders. When you are holding the future of your people, your nation, and so many lives, how can you raise up to view all the paths before you?

You are very welcome, Ms. Frieda. I hope you are successful.

[He can and it makes him so happy.]

Really! I said I would support you no matter what. I thought it would be best to be prepared. We're going to make this hotel a reality. And a successful one at that.

[Once again, he is so compassionate and tactful - and there's wisdom in his words, too. Are he and Charlie really demons?! How could humanity ever end up with such a bad image of their kind?]

Before I hang up - how do I compensate you? I ended up taking a lot of your time..!

Oh. Uh if you feel you must. How does five hundred Mooncoins sound? I think for the time we spent speaking, that is a fair price. If you think so.

You've got this for sure. -One Sin, what do you think, does this sound like something you want to be part of?

[A nod from One Sin.]

Then welcome to the team, One Sin. We're so glad to have you.

I'm sure they'll be helpful! They made working a lot easier for me back at home.

I am certain they will. And you can come visit One Sin whenever you like. As well as me, of course.

That does sound good! Please invoice me at your convenience.

[Look at how well she upskilled herself from her horse-cart-and-candle home to digital payments!]

I wish you a nice day, and... thank you again.

[She'll certainly reach out to him or Charlie to discuss the matter further at some point, but first, she'll need time to let it settle and to actually explore her options. The power of the titans isn't an intuitive tool at the best of times, not even with the memories of her predecessors at her disposal.]

You bet I will. Gotta get a regular dose of devil hugs, they're good for the soul.

I do love how you praise me with blasphemy. Ha! Take that depression!

Yeah! We absolutely are!

[ She's in a much better mood now than what she was earlier, and it likely shows in just her tone of voice alone. ]

I just... hope some of the others from home show up sometime. I miss them.

I am sure you do. Give it time. They'll come join us.

...Though if that uh radio guy doesn't I won't be sad.

Blasphemous compliments are the best kind! Anyway, if I ever meet my world's God I've got a few things to say to Him about how He's running the place, so. Not a huge fan.

Oh that would be a sight! Make sure to use his name a lot. That probably will get to him when you're telling him off.

I'm not sure he exists in my world, to be honest. Although I did fight an antichrist allegory once. Did I tell you about that?

Oooo. No you didn't Tell me more.

Yeah, of course, hold on I've got a picture-

[She opens her hammerspace purse, pulls out a binder full of Abnormality pictures and management notes, and flips to a picture of a biblically accurate fetus.]

This is WhiteNight. He transforms twelve employees into His apostles and He says shit like 'I am thy Savior. Thou wilt abandon flesh and be born again, for I shall redeem you.' And then He and His apostles try to kill everyone in the facility.

Ew. That is one ugly baby.

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