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Seasons - Lucifer's Voicemail

Why hello there. You've reached Lucifer Morningstar. Sorry I can't come to the phone right now. Leave a message after the tone and I might get back to you. Make it good~ Byyyyyyye~

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He used to be a hot plague doctor type and then he turned into this, I don't get it.

How...disappointing.

Right! Go back to the old one!

I don't know if Jesus is real in my world, but we've got this guy killing a handful of employees every time he breaches containment while talking about redemption. Which I guess says a lot about the state of my world in general.

Hm. That does not sound like a fun time. Or a fun individual.

No matter how used I am to my coworkers dying, it's still not my idea of a great time, no.

At least here is a better place. Well, some of the time.

All of the time! -Like, okay, yeah, sometimes it's still dangerous, but people actually give a shit about me being in danger? Being safer is great, but - it's that most people care about each other that's the biggest difference from the City.